Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah: He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh’s daughter: She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a little prophet.

Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchanezzar: He was on “Grass” for seven years.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson: He brought the house down.

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan: The banks were always overflowing.

Q: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.